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Stop Stealing My Socks.

The holidays are overrated.

I'm constantly bored. And I cannot drive nor can I take a bus. Because i will get raped on a bus. Yes, raped.
Right there, on the bus, in the aisle, in front of everybody. I will get raped by a 700 year old, satan worshiping, overweight man called Billy...

Better known as 'Old Fat Evil Rapes Young Girls on Buses Man'. Have you heard of him?
No, because he's not real and people dont get raped on buses and I should be allowed to take public transport, goddamn!

And I will die if I hear one more person say "OMG! lyke its da hols!!11!1!! fun in da sun lol and HAWT BOYZZ!!! :) ;) OmGoMgOmGoMgOmGoMgOmGoMgOmGoMg!!!!!!11!!11174371!! we can lyke totalllyz drink goon and get sooo druncz! and lykez go to da beeeech! lol and then lyke stay up alllllllll night! and lyke totallyz do wateva we wanna cuz lyke itz da holz!"

...

...

No.
Just...No.
First of all, goon tastes terrible, if you're going to drink at least drink something that doesn't taste like moose piss. And it is much too cold to go to the beach.

Summery : You should not be drinking goon with boys in swimwear at the beach this holidays. Mmkay?

stfu n00b!
This blog was terrible, I know.

It's the holidays, I'm bored, I'm tired, I'm hungry, I need sugar and I have no more money.
Damn you, damn you all and your 'fun in da sun lol'.

ITS NOT SUMMER, MORON.

<3 Kim.

17 July 12:09 AM | Blog it

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	HOliwrote: Goon duz taste like fukin moose piss darl, too fukin tru, but swimmin in the sun with men with men duz sound like a little bit of fun, forgive me kim, for i surf the waves are big in the winter, it cant be that bad, a little cold maybe, but fun yes 10 Aug.
	Gabi\|BleedThisSkylineDrywrote: OmGzz n lyK wtF do U mEan LyK MoOseE pisS tAsTeZ AuSoUm! 23 July
	Gabi\|BleedThisSkylineDrywrote: Lmfao. True, true. Thank fucking god it's not summer. Hugs winter. (...how does one hug a season?) 23 July
	Pipwrote: Hey there Kim, Okay...i kind of agree with you there, people really shouldn't act like it's Summer when it's SO not. I mean, look outside right now. Do you see sun? No, you see dark sky and rain. (Okay, shutup, I know it's night time. That's not the point.) E.g, the other day while I was walking around Fremantle in jeans, thick socks and a jumper, I saw a group of girls walking around in belts being worn as skirts, and bikini tops. YOU DON'T FOOL ME, I KNOW YOU'RE FREEZING YOUR ASS OFF. But I guess I can forgive them, because who doesn't wish it was Summer? Keep it up Kim. Pip 20 July
	Andrewwrote: First of all, congratulations for being stupid enough to have tasted moose piss. And I don't think people speak Chatspeak in reality. There isn't much difference in saying the horrible 'lyke' or the horrible 'like' in sound. 20 July
	mikslovesyouwrote: Kimmyyy... mixie loveess you.. and our "Kawaii, neh?" and look how well i punctuated it :D:D:D proud of me? yee ill bet!! your blogss are soo lyk totalli hawwtt yall awww maahh gawwdd dawwg! naww i lurvee mah kimaaiii! 19 July
	rom_maniac wrote: wtf lol ... ... Just kidding. Once again, this is t3h funny, even if you are in your unfunny mood. Saul 17 July

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