Thats right, arachnoleptic. It was yesterday when I found out that I was arachnoleptic, and then today when I found out what arachnoleptic meant. It seems I am very prone to arachnoleptic fits. For those of you who are wondering what the hell arachnoleptic fits are, here is the definition-

Arachnoleptic Fit-The frantic dance performed after one walks into a spider web.

It turns out alot of people are living with this illness and they dont even know it. It is a very serious illness but help can be provided. Go and visit your docter as soon as possible to get yourself checked for arachnoleptia. A treatment to make the illness easier to live with can and will be provided for a small price of only $2800.

Sponsered by Arachnoleptic Cure-The only cure for arachnoleptia.

Changing subject...

Neighbours!

The 'hit' TV show, Neighbours probably has the worst acting I have ever seen (next to Xanadu). And the storyline is so utterly moronic that when I see the advertisments I want to burn my television at the stake. A monkey could write a better storyline, actually, a monkey would be too intelligent.

I shall write a little summery of an episode that will probably exist at some point in time-

Episode-90004578234-

Stacie likes Mark but Mark likes Janet who is Stacie BFF! When Stacie finds out she is devestated and becomes a man-hating femi-nazi. She then complains to her mother who has an argument with her and the whole family breaks up. Stacie leaves town and is replaced by two new 16 year old preps who go around town and cause trouble. A senile old man reports then to the city council and the girls are made to do community service for a week. When cleaning the floor one of them slips and hits her head and wont wake up.

WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT?!

Whoops! I just revealed the September-Special-Sponsered-By-McDonalds-Things-That-Make-You-Go-Mmmm-Episode!
Oh well.

In other news...

I have added new photos to my photo wall! I have a wall in my room, which is slowly being covered in more and more photos. The photos are odd and interesting images of my friends and I.

Some of the photos are of...
Me missing a leg.

An and I at the playground.

Sam wrapped up in toilet paper like a mummy.

Dopes holding two basketballs next to each other in her chest area.

Holly and I with our legs entangled.

Lucie pretending to give birth to Jesus.

Holly lifting up her skirt and pointing to  sign on the wall that says 'Fuck Me'.

Katie with her leg on Kat's shoulder.

An mounting a giant Pooh Bear.

A whole bunch of us standing around looking all like "WTF?!".

Fiona eating sheeps brains on a kebab.

And quite afew other photos that would raise an eyebrow or two.

Well, thats all for now.

<3 Kim.